In her song ‘Medicate With Tea’ (if that’s the official name) Emilie states that she’s never seen cocaine. Lies! She’s been on tour with Courtney Love.
*SNICKER*
SUGGESTING THAT EA COULD EVER BE ANYTHING LESS THAN GENUINE IS…IS…IS LIKE…yeah, it’s a bit like suggesting the earth is round.
Shrug.
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
cdsiugh CAN’T NOT REBLOG
Yes.
SLKDJF LMFAO
omg.
THE COMMENTARY MAKES MY LIFE.
I quite agree with the speaker’s indignation. I think it’s a monstrous thing — the whole progression of everything they’re doing — to feature, or answer, or favor the incompetent, the retarded, the handicapped, including, you know, the kneeling buses and all kinds of impossible expenses. I do not think that the retarded should be ~allowed~ to come ~near~ children. Children cannot deal, and should not have to deal, with the very tragic spectacle of a handicapped human being. When they grow up, they may give it some attention, if they’re interested, but it should never be presented to them in childhood, and certainly not as an example of something ~they~ have to live down to.
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This is the hero of people like Eric Cantor, Ron Paul, Rand Paul, etc. Fuck her. (via fearandwar) And this is why Ayn Rand and all of those who follow her are gigantic fucking assholes. (via elpueblounido) What really irks me about Ayn Rand is the fact that she refers to her philosophy as objectivist. Why is it that when someone claims to be objective or an objectivist it defaults to being as selfish and self-righteous as one can possibly be? (via sinidentidades) I’ve studied all of Ayn Rands books, so if anyone tells me I can’t hate her without reading any of her books I can say “Fuck you, I’ve read all of her bullshit.” (via thechupacabraexists) I was actually reading this thinking “haha, this is actually a really funny, bitterly sarcastic rant that’s making a pretty good point about how children are in no way whatsoever badly affected by growing up around disabled folks” and then I got to the bottom and saw it was Ayn Rand and I just felt kind of dirty all over :( (via name-redacted) I tried to read Ayn Rand once. Once. I threw the book against the wall. Because the philosophies expressed in her work are the kind of things that remind me that monsters often cloak themselves in human skins. (via carnivaloftherandom)
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Worth an infinity of reblogs.
One of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen.
This is beautiful.
I will never not reblog this.
This is so sweet!
FOREVER REBLOG!
Best post of my fucking and ugly life
such a sweet thing! REBLOG
Awww… <3
HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT?!?! <3333333333333
I love this show so much. And I love Katey Sagal for it more than I probably should.
DO NOT FUCK WITH GEMMA TELLER.
(via Plan B One-Step™ Consumer: Save $10)
Dear follows, I post this every couple of months so if you need Plan B, you can get it. Here is a $10 off coupon. Remember that at Planned Parenthood (in MA at least), its only $26 to start with!
Reblog to let your followers get it too!
Just making sure this is always easily accessible.
Or, don’t be a whore and have crazy wild sex every night. That works too
GOD That one time that I was having monogamous protected sex with my boyfriend and the condom broke and I used plan B - I totally forgot not to be a whore!
I can only guess how much you’d point your shame stick in my direction if you heard the things I’ve done since!
for the record, ain’t nothing wrong with the following:
- Being a whore, or a slut, or a sex worker.
- having crazy wild sex
- having crazy wild sex every night
- taking plan B, maintaining control of your body and your future.
- exercising enthusiastic consent and negotiating risks with (any/all) of your partners.
wabammmm
SO MUCH COMMENTARY WIN.
